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Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
Bill Clinton energy damn
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
I’m always horny.
blackwidow_hulk_smash.mp4
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
I’m so proud 🥹
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
I’d deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.
I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
I should visit Greece.
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
Decent option for a mascot
Oh thats sick, thanks!
I go great lengths for a horny banana.
For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.
Oh my!
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!
I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.
More toothy than horny.
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
no
Oh look, now you’re hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I’ve been horny since before you were born.
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
Yeah, the rest of us just play along.
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they’re from horny teens. I’ve blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I’m in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
Oh, now you show up when I’m not horny! Grrr!
Then they’ll be diddlydee’n that banana again
🍌
Get em
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
:3
🫣
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I’m pretty sure I’m good for life.
We’re all on wellbutrin
I know I am.
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
Do you mean this RHCP?..
Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he
had sexual relations withraped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song “Catholic School Girls Rule”.[121]
Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
